So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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