did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
smell my finger.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
