nut hugger
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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