do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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