I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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