Soap is not a condiment
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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