I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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