real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Blood and glitter go together right?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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