Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
ttyl tear gas
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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