i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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