Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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