i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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