we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
We are two peas in an std pod
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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