I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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