i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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