Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
