so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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