quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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