Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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