we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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