He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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