that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My liver just had a heart attack.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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