There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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