so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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