ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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