dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This gyro tastes like lonliness
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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