I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
My balls are so social today.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I AM VODKA MAN
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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