oh god the rape fog is back!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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