I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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