what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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