Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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