I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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