I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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