I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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