Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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