The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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