he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just want to make out with him forever
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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