erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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