I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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