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(520): View more from Arizona

i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.

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(239): View more from Florida

So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I got her a Nickelback box set.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Some girl just showed me her stretch marks

(757): View more from Virginia

You need to get out of tn

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(415): View more from California

The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".

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(618): View more from Illinois

I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.

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