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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.

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  if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...

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• (904): View more from Florida

  at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  This house was built for laser tag.

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• (530): View more from California

  I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?

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• (786): View more from Florida

  He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea

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• (212): View more from New York

  I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was

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  U know ur prob on camera right?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.

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