Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.