Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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