I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
These tits shall not be calmed
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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