Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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