i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
nutella sex= disaster
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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