Porn is love you can see.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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