am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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