9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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