there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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