does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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