i was rollin on her like bob the builder
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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