WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
