big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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