I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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